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Kathleen's avatar

No one tell Kmele that Grandma said that to all the kids.

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Kendra Alcock's avatar

Fawn Hall was Oliver North secretary

Jessica Hahn was disgraced minister Jim Bakker

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Bill Duross's avatar

Beat me to it.

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Rageforthemachine's avatar

Me too. What is really spooky is I was just looking up the Hahn/Rice/Hall troika on Wikipedia the other day. Hahn was the only one who posed for Playboy.

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Bill Duross's avatar

That is a spooky coincidence. Interesting research you're doing. Those were the days.

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Spencer's avatar

Which one did Gary Hart fuck on the boat?

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Rageforthemachine's avatar

That was Donna Rice

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Spencer's avatar

Yeah. When I was in high school I was on the academic decathlon team and one of our subjects was the 1980s. Believe it or not, a disproportionate amount of time was spent talking about Gary Hart.

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Laura Fields's avatar

I don’t remember her name but the boat’s name was Monkey Business

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Matt V's avatar

Dude kmele and matt loud or normal and MM breaks into like pillow talk voice, so you raise the volume and then the others come back on lol

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Not Sam Harris's avatar

Seconded. If an audio engineer is needed…. *raises hand*

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Matt Welch's avatar

Would help if certain people remembered to use their microphones.

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Spencer's avatar

I’m just wondering why Kmele sounds like Richard prior doing a white guy voice in this one?

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John Covil's avatar

Gotta lick the ice cream cone

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Kevin's avatar

I see adderral supplies back to normal just before the election. Great timing.

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Liraz D.'s avatar

Oh, and thank you for this episode. It’s been one of the worst years to be a Jew in Belgium, with all this boycott crap from grifters who never opened their mouth about Syria, Sudan, China etc. I have a list of all of them in my head. And I’ll be waiting for the karma police.

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Blooshier's avatar

Maybe its my computer/speakers, but at times Kmele's audio sounds odd. His voice sounds like 1990's black comedians doing impressions of white people.

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Spencer's avatar

Damnit. I just made this joke- because it’s true- and then read this.

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John Buffington's avatar

As a resident if PennsyltuPennsyltucky, Lanc-ister not Lan-caster. Thank you

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Matt Welch's avatar

Jeez you people.

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Victor's avatar

Drink!

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Ryan L's avatar

As a Lancaster County expat I endorse this message.

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Annery's avatar

Michael being a hero supporting Gary Hart 🤨

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Randolph Carter's avatar

I think I got used to sick Kmele, he sounds like he's been hitting the helium. Of course it could be his balls

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Matt Lauener's avatar

Anybody else notice that Moynihan talks over Moynihan about an hour into the podcast? (insert your own joke)

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John Covil's avatar

I was not expecting the cross fade, and I was wondering if I (or maybe my podcast app) was having a stroke.

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McScruffins's avatar

Ain't no party like a Jefferson party.

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Rageforthemachine's avatar

One common question that seems to have been normalized around Trump the last 9 years is is he malicious or is he crazy? When he says or does something ridiculous does he actually think it is true or does he just not care as long as he comes out ahead?

Kind of scary to hear Matt and other people's comments about him planting the seeds to cast doubt on the election. I mean of course he was always going to deny a loss, but to monkey with things before hand just to crate chaos afterwards? Makes you wonder how many of our future politicians will take cues from him just for personal pragmatic sake.

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Kathleen's avatar

…both?

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The Ghost In The Machine's avatar

In a sign the election may be all but over, applications to become a trash truck operator went up 300% yesterday

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The Ghost In The Machine's avatar

The government keeps data about everything. For example, last Monday accidental swallowing of apple seeds was up 3% compared to same day last year.

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MyUrbanGen's avatar

Send some love for local newspaper down ballot endorsements.

My local paper stopped endorsing for President and Senate. Really who cares what some second or third tier city paper thinks about the presidential election?

But the local endorsements are super helpful. It’s the only way to find out anything about some of the smaller races besides (and sometimes including) the candidate websites.

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Kathleen's avatar

People of MAHA - no one is stopping you from eating your vegetables.

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Trey's avatar

I understand the revulsion to Trump's ideas about CBS News and their broadcast license, etc. It's been brought up on the pod several times, and it shows Trump's inclination for vengeance against those he perceives as harmed him, but I don't view it is a free speech issue. They have a government-issued monopolistic license, and they are using it to support the campaign for one political party... and doing so in an insidious way, trying to obfuscate what they are doing. The license was designed to provide for a public good, but I don't think the way they are using it supports that mission any longer... and it may no longer be a mission worth pursuing considering how Americans consume news and television.

I think everyone on The Fifth is a free speech absolutist based on years of podcasts. So my question is who do you think is the more serious threat to free speech: the Left or the Right?

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B.G. Roberts's avatar

I would argue CBS is barely hiding it at this point. https://x.com/CurtisHouck/status/1851793158562009404 Norah O'Donnell asserts *without evidence* that Joe Biden "inadvertently" referred to Trump supporters garbage and "this of course was in response to that racist joke". 'Inadvertently".. CBS News just made that up...

If they're such a great news organization, they can survive in the free market..

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Trey's avatar

They don't feel like they have to hide it any longer because nearly every other outlet is doing the exact same thing. But, deep down, I think (hope?... trying to give a generous interpretation like Kmele) they have a sense of shame. Otherwise, they would have released the Kamala interview transcript. It's either shame, or the interview itself was so bad that it would be damning for her if it were released unedited.

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B.G. Roberts's avatar

It's hope. They have absolutely no shame, they don't even think they are doing anything wrong, because they believe what they are doing is righteous. " ...those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

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B.G. Roberts's avatar

End all federal broadcast licenses, yes.

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Trey's avatar

Maybe. Is the broadcast Fox channel one-sided? I know Foxnews is, but that is not a broadcast channel.

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Trey's avatar

What right do they have to a license? Why did the government decide that four companies can control the broadcast bandwidth in every city in America and never re-evaluate or open it up to more competition? You can both-sides this if you want, but I don't think the licenses should exist at all, so I feel like your point will be lost on me. But you are welcome to answer my original question. Which "side" do you think is more dangerous to free speech?

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