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Charles's avatar

The paragraph regarding A Seat at the Table is exquisite.

I will say, the business school drone thing is something that stuck me as someone that went to a top 40 business school drones producing business school. One of the things I learned from my fellow graduates was that the "cool companies" (especially the media ones) you could go work for after graduation were almost entirely the worst. They offered the worst pay with the worst benefits with the dumbest people. You were usually turning down 50-70% additional salary to go to one of those companies because you weren't just going to be working in an office and doing what the Man told you do, man. You were going to make a difference in the world! People would ask who you work for and instead of saying some boring bullshit like McKinsey or PwC (companies most people have no idea control as much money as they do), you'd respond "oh, I work for a media company. Have you hear of Vice?" and you would get a semi as the sad sack drone working for soul destroying company like Exxon making 5x what you make in Dallas where they can live like a King on that salary would go "Oh yeah! Didn't they make that cool video about North Korea?"

And you'd be a little annoyed because those videos are like 12 years old and that was when it was a bit more problematic and you're pushing the latest Anand Giridharadas production out, who is so hot right now, and your projections look really good (it's a line graph where line goes up and right) and you know the moment is right for this thing to be a fucking hit.

But you didn't actually do any like...market research or financial projections or generated a model tracking ad revenue for comparable projects because that shit is for nerds and you had like one finance class in business school that you mostly skated through because the guy with the undergrad in accounting (yuck) and the comp sci guy (double yuck) basically made a spreadsheet that will solve any test question in one of those google sheets.

As the actual rigor has been sucked out of MBA degrees, this is what you get now. The degree is a pathway to be a decision maker in businesses they don't understand but those businesses have outgrown the original scale and need someone to help with the organization.

I'm a finance person in management at a major media company.

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Rachel's avatar

The title...I'm blushing

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