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Adam Bibby's avatar

Kmele still needs to fix his mic I think. It keeps cutting in and out. This has been going on for months 😩.

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Exhausted Majority's avatar

I came here to say this very thing. Fix that shit.

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Adam Bibby's avatar

Considering he is the baby of the podcast and a real tech lover he should be able to sort out a microphone!

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Adam W's avatar

It's like listening to someone with the hiccups, in this case digital

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Exhausted Majority's avatar

Now that Kmele has injured himself on a mic stand, and far be it from me to kick a man while he's down, at the risk of seeming awfully insensitive, he is showing his staggering incompetence in audio on a number of fronts!

I'm joking, sir. You'll always be my favorite. (heart emojis)

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Jess's avatar

ok, glad it wasn’t just me. I was wondering if my AirPods were crapping out on me

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Kathleen's avatar

I thought Kmele had chronic hiccupitis.

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I.M. Savage's avatar

Just dropped by to comment the same. It's super distracting.

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Spencer's avatar

It’s BAD

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SquabLA's avatar

I had to stop listening. It’s too much.

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Ink Redulous's avatar

Also stopped listening. Fix that shit Melly

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Human Being's avatar

Kmele deserves a mic that doesn’t feel the need to censor strong, melanated voices. LET HIM SPEAK!

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Adam Bibby's avatar

Amen

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Bill Allen's avatar

His new microphone is making my old eye twitch.

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Magic Wade's avatar

Practically unlistenable because of this!

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David-En-Rose's avatar

Were they all in the same room when they recorded? I'm trying to figure out how Matt and MM didn't notice.

Of course Kmele could also be recording with one mic and communicating with another. OR it's not the mic but the recording software.

At any rate he's got some troubleshooting to do.

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Adam Bibby's avatar

I might be wrong but I get the feeling they mostly record remotely now as it seems to be noteworthy when they are together.

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wombat's avatar

Racist bluetooth only drops out on The Black Man

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sharkytowers's avatar

Thank god it isn’t me. I’ve switched devices out in the summer sun where I can barely read the screen and this was driving me insane. I can’t finish the pod. It’s awful.

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Adam Bibby's avatar

Hopefully our comments will provide the impetus to get it sorted out.

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Kale's avatar

Second episode in a row!

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DMC's avatar

Marin county estate, private planes, backstage passes, 5 star Hotels, Realistic Mic from Radio Shack circa 1986....

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Rudy Giuliani's avatar

He’s so far in debt for the Apple Vision Pro that a new mic just isn’t in the budget this year

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Adam Bibby's avatar

Perhaps a pair of paper cups and string would be an economical compromise. No chance of digital glitches either?

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Bryan_Chicago Fog's avatar

Ironic that on many episodes Kmele either doesn’t show up or he’s “multitasking” and not participating in the discussion, but on a podcast where he’s actually being interesting his mic cuts out every 10 seconds.

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Adam Bibby's avatar

Think of all that happened on those missing seconds on the Epstein tapes. Now imagine what dark deep state shenanigans are afoot every time Kmele's mic cuts out!

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Craig Mahoney's avatar

"The Craig Mahoney Theory". Hahahahahaha. I love that Matt recognized it as such. And I also hope my name and this entire issue never, ever, are ever connected or ever go further than that again.

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Gerard Kelly's avatar

Kmele continues to have mic cutouts going back a few years. Why Michael and Matt never point this out, is it white privilege? Kmele sounds like RFK Junior.

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Kathleen's avatar

But Botswana is fairly stable and is relatively high income for its respective continent, so it’s not like Spain at all.

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Justin, History Sage's avatar

I was about to say this

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Paul's avatar

I wanted to give a little shout out to “The Battered Bastards of Baseball.” I could give two squirts about baseball and this is still one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen. 10/10 would reccomend.

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snek's avatar

Have never watched a baseball game and for some reason I was drawn to it after watching the trailer Matt recommended and shared your comment. Man, that was something else. Loved it.

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Judas Ciscariot's avatar

Agreed!

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Ezra Jack Pound's avatar

The Mossad is surreptitiously targeting Kmele’s audio feed.

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Steve P-H's avatar

OMG the sound issues are excruciating.

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Black Diamond's avatar

Yeah this Kmele mic thing is bad. A little help guys…

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Felix Dzerzhinsky's avatar

Fix Kuhmelee’s audio or I will denounce all three of you as the wreckers and bourgeois capitalists that you really are.

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Jennifer's avatar

I appreciate Matt's early Gen X culture references, like mentioning the Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights.

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Craig Mahoney's avatar

Yeah, it's kind of crazy that one of cinema's all-time great tough guys got his start as a Disney kid in the '60s. Walt loved him, to the point that one of the last notes Walt scrawled as he lay dying in a hospital bed in December 1966 was just "Kurt Russell". If you get a chance, go look up the television special about the opening of the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland, where a young Kurt guides you through the attraction. As big a Disney guy as I may be, though, Kurt's best work was definitely with John Carpenter (from the 1979 Elvis TV movie to Escape From New York, The Thing, and Big Trouble In Little China is an insane run). However, my all-time favorite Kurt Russell movie is the 2009 Yankees World Series Championship video, where he's shown repeatedly in the stands at Yankee Stadium, sitting next to stepdaughter Kate Hudson who was banging A-Rod at the time.

Anyway, my favorite story involving Kurt Russell, Walt Disney, and baseball, copied and pasted from Disney historian Phil Gramlich on Facebook:

Kurt Russell was just a 13 year old kid, acting in his first Disney film, “Follow Me Boys”, in the spring of 1964. He was also a star baseball player, even at that age, and he and his family already had aspirations of him playing in the big leagues some day. In those days, the movie was being filmed at Disney’s Golden Oak Ranch, which was nowhere near the fields where Kurt’s baseball games were held. His parents didn’t want him missing any games, so they signed a deal with Walt Disney that would allow him to leave the set, by helicopter, every day at 3:00pm.

One Friday afternoon, filming was running late. Director Norman Tokar wanted to get a few more shots before losing Kurt for the day. ‘Just three more shots’, he commanded. Kurt reminded him that he had to leave…it was actually the day of the championship game for his 13 year old All Star tournament and he absolutely could not be late. The director kept pushing it. 2:45pm came and went, and Kurt kept anxiously looking at his mom on set, trying to figure out what the heck to do. At 2:59pm, he heard the blades of the helicopter spring to life: “See ya Monday!” Kurt shook the director’s hand and he and his mom ran off to their waiting ride to the field. Kurt got the game winning hit that night to win the title.

All weekend, Kurt was sweating it. He had a contract with Walt that said he could leave the set at at 3 o’clock sharp, but he was nervous that Walt would hear that he had disobeyed the director’s wishes and he’d be fired. Baseball was his true love but he loved acting too and his dad was spending a lot of money on those helicopter rides.

Kurt got to set that Monday morning, went to makeup and wardrobe, and was on his way to class in the little schoolhouse on set when he noticed Walt about 100 feet away and walking straight at him. He figured he’d better go take his tongue lashing or firing like a man, so he walked straight to him and did not try to avoid him. When he got closer, he noticed that Walt had a huge smile on his face. He laughed as he playfully hit Kurt on the shoulder, ‘I hear you got the game-winning hit the other night! Way to go!’

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Justin, History Sage's avatar

Excellent story

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Jake S.'s avatar

In regard to Epstein, if it’s no big deal that the tapes were edited then why don’t they also just release the unedited version? They must have it, considering that the tapes were only edited 2 months ago. You guys claim that they just brightened it up and made it clearer, but 3 minutes were taken out of the tape. You guys seriously don’t even find that a little bit odd? Are we really idiots for not just giving a pass to a tape that wouldn’t hold up in court?

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Allin Kimbrough's avatar

Let the economy keep getting worse and not working, this is just going to blow up. Matt has his finger on why better than the other 2. He at least has not called people idiots for believing.

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I.M. Savage's avatar

On the Goldi Hahn bit, everyone should go watch Sugarland Express! Spielberg's first feature with Hahn as the co-lead.

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Spencer's avatar

Speaking of auto erotic asphyxiation… world’s greatest dad is a GOOD movie. Watch it.

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David-En-Rose's avatar

Dark as hell though, but good.

And speaking of Big Trouble in Little China... It's a goddamn CLASSIC. Watch that too!

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S.H. Jacobs's avatar

I would watch the shit out of the Goonies/National Treasure/ JFK movie mashup that Moynihan came up with in this episode with Chunk sliding down a pole into that PA mine (with the retirement docs) to open an ancient artifact holding the Epstein files written on the back of a copy of the Constitution. In order to get the JFK files, they have to play an organ made of George Washington's bones.

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John G.'s avatar

Kmele....please correct your audio issue. Multiple occasions where you cut in and out. Not just this pod but prior ones as well. Please please please. Thank you for your attention 😛

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