New Fifth Column Merch!
Johnny Ryan-designed poster & tote, and a new embroidered cap
As you may have seen / heard in our just-released episode recorded live at NYC’s Village Underground, we’ve got an aggressive new tote designed by the one and only Johnny Ryan:
We’ve also got a brand new embroidered cap:
And if you like that Johnny Ryan design, but don’t want to offend your neighbors down at the food co-op, we’ve made an indoor-version of his epic design in the form of heavyweight 17x22” posters!
And any of these items are out of stock, blame yourself–paying subscribers of The Fifth Column get first dibs on merch. So…





Still waiting for a hoody over here. Embroidered logo on chest. Pullover type preferred. High cotton content. TYFYATTM.
Us big headed types are not happy with you offering the cheap strap style instead of trucker.... Boooooo!!!! No way that fits the bloated Moynihan head without looking like Spanky.