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Stacey Seeks's avatar

Still waiting for a hoody over here. Embroidered logo on chest. Pullover type preferred. High cotton content. TYFYATTM.

DMC's avatar
Apr 24Edited

Us big headed types are not happy with you offering the cheap strap style instead of trucker.... Boooooo!!!! No way that fits the bloated Moynihan head without looking like Spanky.

Nix's avatar

No overseas shipping! Why?! I was prepared to pay the inflated shipping costs!

So much for paying-subscriber benefits. Pfff

scott's avatar

wow… once again, you’ve outdone yourselves. that tote bag is amazing. kmele… are you proud?… disappointed?….resigned that it is what it is? what happened to you guys? i don’t recognize you/this/them. i’m feeling you’re all lost… and with so many loyal fans… earned, one by one. oh, how quickly rome fell. i want better. please, do better.

Matt Welch's avatar

This comment was a journey.

Bill Duross's avatar

Hat sold out in half an hour? Plague of locusts.

Gerard Kelly's avatar

That was again awkward. Just went to buy the hat and bag and during transaction, Shopify site cancelled order because it was "not longer available" in real time. Never gonna get that hat.

The Snarky Scientist's avatar

Why does Kmele have a broken leg? I get the other references… is it supposed to be some kind of racist thing? 🤣

Adam's avatar

So, do we blame producer Jason for not having more options? (I know, but isn’t more fun?)

I do think we need a Semiquincentennial poster of the TFC… and I’m pretty serious about this. 10 years of TFC and 250 years of USA… there needs to be some celebration swag.

Anthony Bullard's avatar

put that classy "The Fifth" logo on a 59/50 and you got my money

Rachel Raber's avatar

Johnny Ryan artwork on a t-shirt please!

Jake O'Finkelstein's avatar

Why is there JIZ on the poster?

Matt Welch's avatar

That's his signature!

Jake O'Finkelstein's avatar

How do you get JIZ out of Joe Ryan?

(…insert perverted joke here…)