-Kmele gets glasses
-The return of Soho legs
-Matt’s movie-theater race science
-Trump sends a letter to Congress saying the war is over, Iran says, “wtf?”
-Little Marco, Fog of War correspondent
-A very leaky White House
-Strange new respect for the anti-war MAGA set
-Little Marco puts the best face on Iran
-Welch discovers gas prices
-The affordability caucus makes everything expensive
-Sarah Paulson’s dollar-bill resistance
-Ro Khanna, tax strategist
-Katie Porter, Mrs. Personality
-Gavin Newsom, game changer
-Kamala considers another national emergency
-The Palisades fire motive problem
-Mamdani’s Soviet bodega
-David French enters the reaction-video machine
-Come to DC, please clap
-Trump’s Hall of Shit-Talking
-Totalitarian language for beginners
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