Kevin Williamson Is The Darkness - Members Only #294

•Belated Christmas gifts from Matt

•Who’s got the biggest war boner?

•Lysander Spooner, still bringing people together after all these years

•Kevin’s had four kids in 19 months. You do the math.

•How to tell the kids apart? Tattoo ‘em!

•Build, Baby, Build

•Romney the virile tribal chieftain

•Trump’s faux presidential run

•Venezuela and the subtle differences be…